melonjolly

When a melancholy cantaloup finds out her father blesses the marriage.

Poor Dave the cantaloup was melancholy about his inability to marry his honey, Dew. But then her father blessed the marriage and now he's Melonjolly.

melonjolly by Rookie V. November 9, 2017

meloncollar 

That stretched out look the neck of your t-shirt gets after you've shoved your giant head through it.

My tshirts are all meloncollared.

meloncollar by umetaro April 30, 2011

meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

meloncollie by Williamzmann January 27, 2021

meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

meloncollie by Williamzmann January 27, 2021