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melon head 

a fucking dumbass that doesn't know jackshit and acts like he is the boss
UR A FAKIN MELON HEAD YE CUNT

Melon Head 

a person with a large oversize head "GEORDIEMELON"
Biff has a pure massive Melon Head
Melon Head by DX Selbinator June 29, 2010

melon head 

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
Holy shit that was a melon head.
melon head by the prophet June 7, 2004

Giant Mellen Head 

A girl whose head is so large it resembles a large melon. Often accompanied by grotesque facial features such as an oversized and misshapen chin, forehead and nose. To compensate for this serious lack of physical attractiveness, these people will often post unflattering nude pictures of themselves online for attention. Good luck with that.
You know that girl, Giant Mellen Head? What a troll.
Giant Mellen Head by TrueStoryBro69 October 20, 2012

melon head 

Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.
I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.
melon head by Texas Wordsmith October 20, 2013

crop top melon head mexican child 

dora the fucking Explorer is a crop top melon head mexican child
7 years of age until the Season 5 episode "Dora's Big Birthday Adventure", in which she turns 8. She's 10 years old in Dora and Friends: Into the City!. In Dora and the Lost City of Gold she's 16 years old. but still looks 4 + a crop top melon head mexican child don't get mad
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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