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Noun; unbelievably hot females that are very rare on this planet; one that possesses the body of a Goddess.

Their beauty is unreal; all the chicks are jealous and all the guys want a piece of that sexy little creature.

Maisoons are usually single because it's rare, almost impossible, to find someone who can handle their hotness. Also, Maisoons are usually envied by less popular people.
Guy 1: DAMN! Look at that sexy mama!!! Who could she be?
Guy 2: Oh damn! No doubt she's a Maisoon. Way out of our leagues, bruh.

Girl: Babe, won't you get with me already?
Guy: Sorry, babe. You're not Maisoon enough for me.
Maisoon by sexypieceofass September 8, 2011
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I very strong man with very big pp
His pp is so big his name must be meison
Meison by anonymous November 21, 2021
Maisoon is a unique girls name, she is a great girlfriend to have and can meet ur sexual desires, she is known for being sweet with everyone including ur guy friends, she will take care of you to her fullest capabilities and wont shed a sweat. She can be bitchy, annoying and sassy. Her mood changes more than a mf, make sure not to offend maisoon because she will make you regret it.
Guy 1: Damn that girl was sweet.
Guy 2: Yup she is definitely a maisoon
Maisoon by Bishful October 21, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026