An absolute wench. Meggy Weggy is an annoying , weird, disgusting girl. She has dark brown hair with a middle part that is slightly off. She likes to sing yet she is tone deaf. The tune will make your ears ring. You need a Meggy Weggy in your life, she is often sweet, kind— wrong, Meggy Weggy’s remind me of wet wood, I don’t like wet wood. All in all Meggy Weggy’s are beautiful people with beautiful hearts.
You don't know her, and that's why I'm sorry for you. If you don't know her, is there really even any meaning to your life? (It's also a good nickname to really annoy someone who's nickname is Megan :) )
Random Guy - Yo who's that girl over there livin a good life?
Meggy Weggy Peggy's Best Friend - Ha! You wish that you were Meggy Weggy Peggy!
Meggy Weggy Peggy - My name is Megan you freakin brussel sprout!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'