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megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole
when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Megaloney 

Sarah: Happy Sluzzle Tag, Miss Simian!
Lucy Simian: What does that mean?
Darwin: It means we get the day off school, and we get presents from Sluzzle Dude!
Lucy Simian: That sounds like complete megaloney.
Megaloney by FrankFrankUltimate October 5, 2021

Magazone 

A place where you keep your magazines.
Girl 1: Where's that issue of Girlfriend with Miranada Kerr on the cover?

Girl 2: Hmm i'm not sure, check my magazone.
Magazone by Mandermen. March 7, 2009
A fake unit of money to describe how retarted an idea or concept is. Can also be used to trick someone into completing a dare in exchange for a non-existing currency. Megamoney is made by taking a scrap piece of paper and writing "megamoney" across the top with retarted lettering, and a face in the middle (smiley or angry pirate) One megamoney equals .0000000000002 of a US penny. The symbol for megamoney is ¤ and it originates from Uzpakimenabia.
Taron: Okay, so my idea is to take a blender and an oven and put them together to make the BLENDOVEN!

Caleb: Wow, I'll pay you 300 megamoney for it, genius

OR

Caleb: Taron, I'll give you 450 megamoney to lick the toilet bowl
megamoney by zmx15 February 12, 2009

Megatone 

Drugs, i.e. heroin, cocaine, escasy, etc.
I want to snort some megatone.

I'm addicted to megatone.
Megatone by Aurora L. January 10, 2008

big dick anaconda megaboner 

Big Dick Anaconda megaboner is what all the sloots refer to my macro cock as.

DJ is the creator
all them dimes want my big Dick anaconda megaboner
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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