Megalodong

A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.

Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.

Megalodong by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015

Megalodong

A gigantic huge dick

I here she likes Megalodongs

Megalodong by KatoArin October 10, 2022

Megalodong

Derived from the prehistoric shark known as a Megalodon that is thought to have lived during the Cenozoic Era. Although its actual size is debatable, all scientists have agreed that it was massive. This term is used to define an enormously endowed man.

"That guy definitely has a megalodong; I bet it's larger than Shaq's."

Megalodong by SharkFact69 September 6, 2013

Megalodong

A big Dick Diver. A commercial diver who's cock is so large, it could be mistaken for a shark

Quick!!, everyone out of the water!! There is a massive megalodong near blackburn's asshole!!

Megalodong by JWATT85 November 10, 2018

Megalodong

A highly motivated person who is pushing you to your limits, someone who will destroy you in all kinds of activitys.

Yesterday I was at the gym with John, he pushd me to my limits. A true Megalodong.

Megalodong by Kovalski September 6, 2023

megalongdong 

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.

i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

megalongdong by I can’t put my real name August 27, 2021

megalongschlong 

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever

"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"

megalongschlong by a_dyslexic_wh0r3 June 23, 2021