mega dick

a pp that is HUGE

you don't have a mega dick lmaoo

by chocalate spit August 19, 2021

Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.

His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.

by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017

Mega dick

If calling someone a dick just doesn't seem good enough then try Mega dick. It adds that extra kick and drives it home.

That Bobby A at work is quite the Mega dick. I wish he'd just keel over and die.

by Stephen McDonnell February 09, 2006

mega dick sam

Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.

Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard

by cumcannister July 27, 2021

mega dick energy

Having MEGA dick energy

I have MEga dick energy

by z32Dark April 28, 2020

mega dick slap

when u have a giant dick,take the neck of the dick to hit the girl or guy in the face

dude i totally mega dick slaped paris hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cool12 August 19, 2009

Mega Tiny Dick

An extremely small small dick. Something that is so small it can't even be seen by the strongest telescope. So small that it would always win any tiny dick contest.

YO, that nigga has a mega tiny dicK!!!!!!!!!

Haha I feel bad for that guy. He has a mega tiny dick!

by Tactical Titty Teen July 26, 2010