MDS

not seeing a person for a certain length of time; missing seeing that person just because they're awesome
I was getting the MDS when I didn't see the Magster for awhile.
by C'mon man! April 08, 2010
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Million Dollar Shit
of the same origins of MDP, you feel like you would have paid a million dollars to take that shit if you knew how much better you would have felt. usually occurs on trips, or other times when a bathroom is not readily available.
Zach: wow you look a little too happy coming out of that bathroom
CJ: dude MDS straight up.
by ZAOS November 19, 2009
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"Man I had to go to the hospital and get surgery"
"Woah, for what!?"
"My girlfriend told me to get rid of my MDS."
"What's that?"
"Massive Dick Syndrome, she says it makes playing 'just the tip' is just like having sex with an average sized dick."
by Slam_Diggity January 18, 2015
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MDS

Major Down Syndrome, when some one is very retarded.
My good friend raged on xbox live and punched his mum... something only someone with MDS would do...
by AzFLYINGzFRIDGE April 20, 2011
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MDS

1. Connor F. is on the verge of MDS

2. Hey, how's MDS therapy been? I'm a survivor myself.
by ChillChill May 16, 2011
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mds

Portuguese shorthand for Meu Deus, which translates in English to My God! Often used online
Person 1: Foi pra pria hoje e eu estive roubado... (I went to the beach today and I was robbed)
Person 2: Mds, que horrivél! (My god, how horrible!)
by HiVoltage December 13, 2014
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Short for MDMA which in turn is short for Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. The most purest, cleanest chewmical in the world. Powdered form of the street drug ecstasy usually found in unclean, unpure pill form. Once you do this, you'll never wanr to touch another pull again. Swear down. However, it has a rather foul, vile taste, so is best taken wrapped in a rizla.
Guy 1 "Yo g you got any pills on ya?"
Guy 2 "Nah mate i don't do that shit, i got some MD though"
Guy 1 "Whats that?"
Guy 2 "The best thing you'll do in your life. Much better than cocaine
Guy 1 "Yeah man i'll try some"

Half an hour alter

Guy 1Nah man this is fuckin brilliant i'm never doin those awful pills again man!
by GF August 22, 2007
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