meesechurger 

something that only the one chosen one can eat.

if they are not chosen they will die and get the big gay.
if they are the chosen one and they eat it they will gain unlimited power.

Rags: oh no john tried to eat the meesechurger
Shilisa: damn it was nice knowing him

Rags: wait what is that light
Shilisa: oh my god he is the chosen one

meesechurger by john hamilton stony July 9, 2020

beesechurger 

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.

fucking beesechurger

beesechurger by fuckingbeesechurger May 30, 2020

beesechurger 

A glitch in the Matrix.

Carl: Beesechurger
Everyone fucking dies

beesechurger by 🤶🏿 March 18, 2018

beesechurger 

The most succulent fruit of nature

capable of making the consumer invincible at the cost of being more at risk of catching the big gay

WELCOM TO MACDAWNALDS DO YOU WANT A PHUCKING BEESECHURGER?
p-please.. I just want to see my wife again...
CHINKIN NUNGET!
*1 beesechurger was added to your inventory*

beesechurger by burnt waffle headass December 6, 2018

Beesechurger 

Beesechurger is the perfect hybrid between a cheese burger and a beef burger.
It is only consumed by the greatest, famous people of our time.

Peter: "Want to come over to my house tonight? I have beesechurgers
Girl: "yes yes yes yes yes yes"

Beesechurger by petercollier May 30, 2018

beesechurger 

A post-apocalyptic event which will take place at a very romantic parking lot. A main course will be served as a distraction in which is a very useful one. The whole process will take about 4-5 inches of magnesium.

Tyrone: Hey

Chad: beesechurger is coming
Tyrone: *plays despacito*

beesechurger by melonusk420 June 16, 2018

beesechurger 

the best food there is to eat. go to order at any place that does burgers.

"Hello, can i please order a beesechurger thx"

beesechurger by a s s c h e e s e April 16, 2020