When you tell the world that you are pregnant but really you are just wearing ridiculously oversized moonbumps and paying a surrogate on the side to have a baby for you.
Brooke: Dude you're fucking megnant!
Jackie: I just wanted to get laid. Now I'm married and pregnant.
Brooke: That sucks... You should've used a condom
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)