It's like a nooner only sooner. The act of sexual intercourse in the morning. Usually before going to work
Brady: Hey I am going over to my boyfriend's for a nooner!
Scott: Thats cool, but my girlfriend just gave me a medford morninger!
Scott: Thats cool, but my girlfriend just gave me a medford morninger!
by smileycop December 9, 2008
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