meattle

A needle made of meat, also used in reference to a thin penis, ie. Needledick.

I just want to go home and beat my Meattle.

by MeattleMatt August 4, 2023

mettle

Ability to persevere despite obstacles...usually performed with class or grace.

Cambria showed her mettle when the bowling alley dude informed her that the metal roller business was broken.

by jd33_33 November 11, 2012

meatcleaver

A man with a penis of great proportions consisting of enormous girth and length.

"He is so hot, hope he is a meatcleaver."
"Look Tireesha! I can see his hard dick through his speedo. You were right, he is a meatcleaver that I want penetrate my tight vagina!"
"Get your clammy hands off my man you whore! I worked long and hard ass to this meatcleaver, and I DIDN' get my vagina as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pricky ass cunt whore bitch to bounce up and down on dat!"
"I like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my ass ripped by a meatcleaver."
"This micropenis isn't doing it for me, mommy I WANT A MEATCLEAVER"

by mdds1001 January 22, 2014

Meatleaner

Indiginous to the foothills of Kentucky. Popularized by females within the food service and restaurant industry. The act of snorting lines of cocaine off an erect man's penis.

Anyone up for a Meatleaner? I just got an 8ball on my last shift and I'm a hot mess.

by L'il Debbie June 15, 2011

meatless week

When a fucking cheapass loser dickhead doesn't get any overtime during the week.

They are not giving us any overtime, it looks like it's going to be a meatless week.

by pilsbury September 17, 2007

mettle

the ability or driving force of an individual to persevere when they think they can't go any farther.

man, I was about to throw it in during that last round, but then I got a huge dose of mettle.

by p!ss3d 0Ff Ho++ Sh!T March 6, 2009

That's so mattledud

This would be used after mattledud says anything at all. Note: The "so" should be in italics.

That's so mattledud

by mattledud April 29, 2011