meatnapping

When you can't get an erection

Doug was in the burg trying to dp some skanks and he was experiencing meatnapping.

I think johnny spend too much time at lake flacid now he has a case of meatnapping

by BD playah June 20, 2017

meetnapping

When you are forced to sit through a useless meeting that puts you to sleep with your eyes open.

Paige: I am bummed. I have to go in to the office today for these boring-ass presentations from management.

Bill: Well, at least you can catch up on your meetnapping.

Paige: Ya, but the guy who took me on a date last night caught me datenapping, so I need to be careful to not get caught tomorrow by my boss in the meetings.

by the comand'r October 30, 2014