meat-rag 

To become the meat-rag, you must sacrifice yourself for the greater good. No one wants to be the rag that wipes up the meat juice, but someone has to do it.

Alright, I'll be the meat-rag here.

He basically became the meat-rag for us.

Can you be the meat-rag?

meat-rag by Prendergast 99 July 10, 2022

Meat Rage

A state of increased anger as a result of high meat and/or protein shake intake.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).

People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.

Examples of meat rage can be found in most places of work, additionally any film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

Meat Rage by BeefSteve April 29, 2011