meat tusk

another name for your penis, Johnson, purple-headed yogurt slinger, one-eyed dragon

Hey Jarry, did you get some strange last night?

"Yeah, I threw my meat tusk in the ol' gutted muskrat. Now it burns when I piss though. Think I should get checked?"

Nah, that's normal.

by TuskyMcTuskerson March 2, 2014