meat lance

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

meat lance by The Fatman December 29, 2007

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Meatnance

the one person in your life to answer all your meat questions

Person 1: how do I cook this steak
Person 2: I don't know know, call my Meatnance man Steve

Meatnance by Bac0npirate December 14, 2014

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