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meat curtins 

large vaginal lips that hang down like sliced roast beef
lori has a huge set of meat curtins
meat curtins by truefate May 20, 2004
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meat curtins 

Big thick flappy vaginal lips that closely resemble a chunk of roast beef with a big slit in the middle.
Tucker pounded Bell's massive meat curtins.
meat curtins by Tucker R. November 11, 2007

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

Cheesy meat curtains 

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.
That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.

meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
meat curtains by Snu November 7, 2003

dehydrated meat curtains 

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

Meat Curtains

The long beautiful pussy lips some lucky girls possess. Lips that hang at least 1-1/2".
I shucked those panties to find the most delicious set of meat curtains I've ever opened.
Meat Curtains by Scottokelley January 13, 2017
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