meat clam

Tight pussy. Especially providing intense gripping pleasure to the male sexual organ.

Lebron: Did you get some cuddy last night?!

Dwayne: Hell yeah! That meat clam was the shit!

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meat clam by j&y July 13, 2011

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Meat clam

A very big floppy vagina

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!

Meat clam by Sascrotch69 April 5, 2019

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Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.

"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"

Tangy Clam Meat by GlizzyL September 29, 2023

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meat clamp

When a vagina clamps the penis during intercourse.

I used my meat clamp on him last night. -Sara

meat clamp by Adjusg May 1, 2015

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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