meartle

Pretty much the same thing as a bitch. Something to call a chick if you're pissed at her. Also a word to blurt out if you're wicked mad.

OMG, I can't believe that meartle stole my man.
or
I just smashed my hand in the friggin car door. MEARTLE!

by holypajamas December 25, 2006

Mearled

Repeatedly Having to do somebody else’s job because they are too lazy to do it themselves. They often ignore their work or use manipulation to get someone else to do it. When they finally are cornered and have to do their work they are pissed off at all of their coworkers for screwing them over

“What happened? Why are you doing all this work?

“Johnson Mearled me”. Or “I got Mearled”

by Nyoko October 27, 2019

Meatleaner

Indiginous to the foothills of Kentucky. Popularized by females within the food service and restaurant industry. The act of snorting lines of cocaine off an erect man's penis.

Anyone up for a Meatleaner? I just got an 8ball on my last shift and I'm a hot mess.

by L'il Debbie June 15, 2011

mertle'd

someone who gets drunk in less than an hour and passes out.

hahahah that kid just got here! wow he mertle'd that party!

hey did you hear about the kid that mertle'd the keg!?

wow what an idiot!

by Vaughn-Jay September 28, 2006

meatless week

When a fucking cheapass loser dickhead doesn't get any overtime during the week.

They are not giving us any overtime, it looks like it's going to be a meatless week.

by pilsbury September 17, 2007

meatless grinder

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Mearle

Mearle is a goofy man, usually hops up slightly on every third step, has a shirt chewing disorder and literally laughs like a giggling gherkin.

Mearle's are growers not showers and what they lack in length they more than make up in girth. They are generally uncircumcised and have been known to be missing a portion of their front chompers.

"See that bloke, hes almost eaten the entire front of his shirt".

"Yeah, that's Mearle. He does that to prevent all the blood in his going to his massive girth. You should watch one laugh!"

"Fuck oath, what a chap!"

by Kevinbacon021187 December 13, 2018