A device that measures how god awful, mean and down right heart breaking your comments about the plebs around you are!
(Mike & Carla walk into the gym)
Mike: are you kidding, this women is eating a Big Mac while on the exercise bike!
Carla: omg! What the hell! Take a picture!
Mike: she only has half a butt cheek on the bike seat, they should make a bigger seat and a value meal holder for that heffa!
Carla: Damn baby! Your meanmometer is off the charts today!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"