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No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!
No me jodas by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere 

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

Vore.me.jouno 

A fucking insane bungo stray dogs fan on TikTok who posts very concerning content regarding his thoughts on bsd characters And the things he would like to do with them
Vore.me.jouno wants to smash edgar allan poe
Vore.me.jouno by lesbianfish March 21, 2022

Everybody wants me Joe 

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

no me jodas

literally: don't fuck me

more like:

don't fuck me about.

you having a joke?
Do all of exercise 5.

No me jodas!
no me jodas by Calvin2810 April 21, 2008

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny 

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then