me jo
me jo by jam4fun218 March 24, 2021
Words you can keep
No me jodas
A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.
Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
No me jodas by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016
your ass is grass and you can call me john deere
your ass is grass and you can call me john deere by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
Vore.me.jouno
A fucking insane bungo stray dogs fan on TikTok who posts very concerning content regarding his thoughts on bsd characters And the things he would like to do with them
Vore.me.jouno by lesbianfish March 21, 2022
Everybody wants me Joe
This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
Everybody wants me Joe by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009
no me jodas
no me jodas by Calvin2810 April 21, 2008
fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
fuck me in the ass and call me johnny by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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