mcwuffle 

Any present fart while eating

McDonald's

I was eating McDonald's and I let out a mcwuffle

mcwuffle by Lopez2099 October 27, 2017

McDuffle Shuffle 

The McDuffle Shuffle can be seen almost exclusively on the west side of Jacksonville Florida on McDuff Ave. The McDuffle Shuffle consists of standing on the corner with an incomprehensible sign, often attached to a tennis racket. A shuffler is often mistaken for a bum, but bums carry signs that make more sense.

A true Shuffler often offers extremely good song lyrics for sale (mostly rhyming) and plasters his windows with various batshit crazy rants.

Hey look at Jeff, he is down on the corner doin' the McDuffle Shuffle again.

Yup, he sure is, look at his sign, it says, "Munchausen by Jackass" what the fuck does that mean?

It means he is Crazier than a rathouse shit.

McDuffle Shuffle by Jeffwatcher November 20, 2011

twat mcwaffle 

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.

Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.

twat mcwaffle by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017

McMuffler 

Slang for a McDonalds McMuffin or a guy/girls asshole.

Last night was great, I ate that chicks McMuffler.
I'm hungover as hell. Let's go to McDonald's for some McMufflers.

McMuffler by coreykane December 19, 2022

McWaffle 

Indecisiveness while ordeing McDonald's.

Will just make up your mind and order, your starting to McWaffle.

McWaffle by BuckeyeLeadFarmer July 3, 2015

Roffle McWaffle 

The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).

You just peed your pants?
ROFFLE McWAFFLE!!!

Roffle McWaffle by Julian Meteor January 11, 2009