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Noun- the biggest gamer newb conceivable. An individual nubbed by everyone
Fatdowg711 better have fallen asleep on his controller cause he got murked everytime. I dub thee mcnewb!
mcnewb by J walla October 26, 2007
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herbage mcnerbage

Another term for really strong marijuana.
Dude#1 its a 3 day weekend so we should stock up on weed. Not just any weed, ima go get some Herbage McNerbage.

Dude#2 whoa, gonna be a long, fun weekend. I'll get some doritos
USA Today, a crappy commercialized newspaper.
All they had left at the newsstand was McNews. I'd rather go ignorant.
McNews by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 25, 2005

Fort McNewfie

The town of Fort McMurray. Named McNewfie because it has been overrun with the genectically challenged migrant workers from the Easter province of Newfoundland.
This fucking town isn't even part of Alberta anymore look at all the goddamn Newfies. Better sign up for a labotomy if were gonna stay. They should rename it Fort McNewfie!
Fort McNewfie by Electrical Genius November 14, 2010

Chicken McNewblet

an extreme form of newb, derived both initially from the term "newbie", used to describe someone that is inexperienced or simply bad at a given action, and then intergrated into the ever popular term, chicken mcnugget, a food often consumed by newbs.
the freshmen are such chicken mcnewblets, they walk to the village while the juniors drive!!!
Having a crime committed upon you so horrible that it cannot be spoken aloud.
"Man... My uncle just got McNew'd..."
"I'm so sorry..."
McNew'd by Harthroth September 20, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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