Sexual act in which you perform oral sex on a woman, starting at the clitoris, then licking all the way down the labia majoras and making your way to the asshole, around and back to the clit.
Girl 1: so how was it last night?
Girl 2: oh my god, he did the McMicken U-turn to me! i can barely stand!
Girl 1: wow, im soo damp!
Named after the famous Dave McMindes of San Antonio, this term means to develop a slick solution to an otherwise insurmountable problem. Pronounced "mic-minds." If you're crafty, you can impress people when you "McMindes" a problem.
"Don't tell me you can't figure out how to make this happen. You better McMindes the shit out of it!"
"We thought we were dead in the water, but then we pulled a McMindes that no one else thought of. "