A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
by Puppychup August 9, 2019
The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019
Pet name for the Republican Leader in the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.
"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.
"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.
Comment on Wonkette: "Mitch cries every time a good staffer pulls out."
Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.
Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.
by Paul Revere rides again July 14, 2011
1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.
2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
by Patriotic Leftie March 7, 2021
Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.
He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.
He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.
McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.
He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.
He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.
Mitch McConnell said in an interview he would do whatever
he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works
with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct
Obama's plans to solve America's problems.
he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works
with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct
Obama's plans to solve America's problems.
by Charles_U_Farley May 24, 2010
by Ray mo October 6, 2019
Mitch McConnell is now more accurately referred to as Bitch McConnell since he is now Nancy Pelosi's bitch.
by BuffDudeTotally January 12, 2021