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jimmy-mc-fiddlestick 

the lower part of a males body known as the genitals
come here boy play with my jimmy-mc-fiddlestick

Chronic McFiddleberry 

a person who sits in a bath tub naked with no water and tech-decks with mini skateboards and does various grinds and/or slides on his own wing-wang (the dangler, wiener, ballsncock, brad pitt)
"dude, i totally caught james being a chronic mcfiddleberry last night!"

Mcfiddley 

Before buying the new CD, Geoff decided to check how many Mcfiddlies it registered as, it was only 1 Mcfiddley; needless to say, he did not buy.
Mcfiddley by Chance Carpenter June 17, 2007

riddled mcfiddled 

Ronald McDonalds autistic cousin who works at McFiddles.
Ronald McDonald: who in the mother fuck is you
riddled mcfiddled: h3yyyyyy gUYzzz y@ll w@n++ a LiL maK???//??
riddled mcfiddled by aidetaut October 12, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026