MBJ

Short for Michael B. Jordan, the actor

MBJ did so well playing Killmonger in “The Black Panther”

by shutupmikeles July 05, 2018

MBJ

Massage & Blowjob

The other day Erica gave me an awesome MBJ

by someone1313 January 30, 2009

MBJ

A morning blowjob

He said he wanted to set an alarm, but I chose to wake him with an MBJ instead.

by Jorjim September 08, 2013

MBJ

If someone is about to do something risky, dangerous or out of their comfort zone. They may be reminded about the consequences and what they are getting themselves into by the people with them simply saying “MBJ”

I can’t do this work, I’m about to go mad
“MBJ”
Shit man your right, I’ll calm down

by Cebada December 27, 2018

MBJ

A "MBJ" is like a "Homer". You did something good, but still with a mistake.

– "The code is working but they let their APIs keys visible.
– Damn, this is a MBJ!
– Clearly…"

by Juliobox July 20, 2017

Anti-MBJ

A lot of people slanders Michael B. Jordan for a lot of dumb reasons via social media.

Slandering him can get you a viral tweet and a lot of clout!

If you criticize anything he do negatively you’re definitely an Anti-MBJ...

“Watched Black Panther the other day and oh my god... Killmonger was cheesy as fuck! Casting that weak chinned bitch and ONLY white woman dater Michael B. Jordan was a big mistake.”

- something an Anti-MBJ would say

by embejay March 29, 2020

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when someone is so bored and stressed out that they slam their face into their keyboard multiple times

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by stressed and bored January 26, 2022