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These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.
Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?
Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.
*everyone gasps.*
Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?
Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.
*everyone gasps.*
Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
Maxsexual by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020
Maxsexual
These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.
Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?
Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.
*everyone gasps.*
Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
Person 2: I'm bisexual.
Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?
Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.
*everyone gasps.*
Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
Maxsexual by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020
marksexual
This is the attraction to only the most beautiful, kindest, sexiest hardworking man alive Mark Lee. The attraction where you would literally do ANYTHING to even get a selca from him.
Example 1 - “omg i think i’m marksexual”
Example 2- “hey do you wanna go on a date?” “im sorry i cant i’m marksexual” <3
Example 2- “hey do you wanna go on a date?” “im sorry i cant i’m marksexual” <3
marksexual by literally mark lee October 14, 2020