maxumis 

Maxumis is the nicest,Sweetest,Best soccer player OF ALL TIME. He kisses the homies good like all the time

Maxumis he is so cool.

maxumis by anonymous May 22, 2022

M.M. Maximisation 

The Goffyistic idea that practising M.M. can be overdone. In Goffyistic philosophical thought this is seen as one of the main ways to ruin your life, and is therefore also a sort of 'pseudo-sin'. In practise M.M. Maximisation is achieved when you go against the social-norms of your respective society for too long in the attempt to uphold M.M. Optimisation.

Jack: "This guy is M.M. Maximising"
John: "His excessive M.M. Maximisation has led him astray"

M.M. Maximisation by JohnNielsen10101 November 8, 2022

Maxamiss

For when it's just beyond the max and your a dyslexic ninja

(20:39:03) ******: dont tell me you dislike ddr...
(20:39:29) ******: ddr is teh gayness maxamiss
(20:39:45) ******: lol, and your spelling is getting worse and worse lol

Maxamiss by Tehjeffman August 31, 2005

maximise

To consume recreational drugs anally. To 'hoop' one's goodies.

I maximised a couple of pills a while ago and now I'm coming up like a bastard.

I maximised that special k but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck it up my arse.

maximise by KyralTim January 12, 2009

maxumas 

A very sweet and crazy dog he is very loved and very ticklish especially under his neck

Love u maxumas

maxumas by Tomghgghg March 19, 2018

manumission 

when a man rubs one out; to free ones sperm from ones testicles manually; masturbation

I gotta go take a manumission.

manumission by DerGrosseRausch November 22, 2004

manumissionary sex 

Having missionary sex and finishing while thinking about equal rights.

Did you hear Barrack and Michelle Obama only have Manumissionary sex?

manumissionary sex by ThatKidMarco December 28, 2018