Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a single courtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.

Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...

Mapeen by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

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maxpeen • maxeen • Maxpein • Manpeen • Mapeen • MaxPeng • Maxzeen • max maxkeenan keenan • MAD PEEN • Max Pee

MaxPeng

loser

MaxPeng is a loser

MaxPeng by grrny May 29, 2018

Maxpein

A very attractive, shy girl. She is one most men dream of and very loyal. She will take you away with her charming wit yet still leave enough space for you to top off whatever she said with a joke.

Bro 1: "Hey dude, have you seen my new GF? I think shes the one"
Bro 2: "Yea, she totally looks like a Maxpein"

Bro 1: "How did you know her name?"

Maxpein by ThehighestofD November 9, 2019

max maxkeenan keenan

Thee.

"Max maxkeenan Keenan is the best!"

max maxkeenan keenan by Max maxkeenan Keenan November 21, 2021

maxeen

a rock trio that has a unique sond with a mix of the 80's and alter-picking guitar stings.

a friendly band who has a vocalist with a sweet singing voice.

i just saw maxeen today, and they were very nice.

maxeen by xCHRISx December 5, 2004

Manpeen

Another sysnonym for a man's penis. Also a good way to put someone or something down.

Random d00d"Hey John, you = Man Peen!"

Nick "What, school on monday?"
Thomas "yeah"
Mike "That sucks the man peen"
John "I = Man Peen? at least I'm not a terry."

Manpeen by Sharpey May 7, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026