maxpeen
Jake is a maxpeen
maxpeen by Max green Tszil March 19, 2019
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Mapeen
Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a single courtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.
Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...
Mapeen by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
Maxpein
A very attractive, shy girl. She is one most men dream of and very loyal. She will take you away with her charming wit yet still leave enough space for you to top off whatever she said with a joke.
Bro 1: "Hey dude, have you seen my new GF? I think shes the one"
Bro 2: "Yea, she totally looks like a Maxpein"
Bro 1: "How did you know her name?"
Bro 2: "Yea, she totally looks like a Maxpein"
Bro 1: "How did you know her name?"
Maxpein by ThehighestofD November 9, 2019