maxmilian 

one of the dumbest and most narcissistic person ever , he thinks that he is special and better than everyone else but he is just a narcissist

lol do you know that guy maxmilian

yea he thinks he is better than everyone else but thats bs

maxmilian by welovemaxmilian November 21, 2021

mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

mammalian protuberances by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010

Capt. MacMillan 

The reason to be afraid of what is not there.

people cut thier grass to make sure Capt. MacMillan isn't there.

Capt. MacMillan by Brigs16 December 17, 2008

Maximiliano 

Maximiliano

A very smart and intellgent person very good friends with girls. Very nerdy person but makes you laugh all the time. Makes girls very happy with his precense but loves to get in arguments.

Maximiliano is a very cool person

Maximiliano by the blue watermelon September 24, 2017

Maximilliano 

The best of the best, the top of the top. A powerful person usually focused in politics and music. Has great knowledge and comprehension will defend himself intellectually no matter what. Despite being smart he is also great in bed and has a long cock. Always get to know a Maximilliano.

"I tried arguing with Maximilliano about something earlier, he kicked my ass intellectually!"

Or

"Man that Maximilliano kid is cool I bet he can lay down some sick riffs on the guitar'

Maximilliano by Fenderguitars November 18, 2013

maximilian 

Gods source of all power, genius, sexy mother fucker, likes to kill people name ken, loves women, great in bed, greatest known man in all of the free world

maximilian by Anonymous May 6, 2003

maximilian 

a very handsome person. mentally and physically strong, a Maximilian will do anything for anyone but can easily cut people off who don't show appreciation back. Maximilian is a very sexy person in the bed ;) he will make you so horny that you go crazy for him. He is great in the bed too.

Girl 1: what type of guy do you want?\
Girl 2: i want a Maximilian

maximilian by sex god 102 February 22, 2019