Maxican 

Maxican is basically a Mexican that is successful or elite at something. It derives from the word Maximum
making an infusion creating the word Maxican .. Can be used when a Mexican puts in his maximum effort in something, is too good at something..

white kid: I cant drink that whole bottle of liqour last time I passed out ;(
Mexican kid: PFF that's easy ..
white kid: what???
Mexican kid: what do you expect I'm Maxican

Maxican by Hottestinmycity March 5, 2017

Maxican 

The best of the mexicans, Most live in the northern part of Mexico or the states. They are max because they are closer or have escaped Mexico to the United States.

Carlos really is a Maxican, i saw him cross the border friday.

Maxican by Earle Witless November 22, 2009

maxican 

1. Refers to anyone who is named max and is mexican
2. If above is true...they must also be really annyoing and a fag that will talk behind your back

1. "stupid maxican"
2. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuude stop being such an illeagl maxican"

maxican by eis2 February 13, 2010

Mexican Finger 

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.

Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....

Mexican Finger by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Mexican Nut Shot 

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

Mexican Nut Shot by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014

Mexican Carwash 

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

Mexican Carwash by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

Mexican meat sweats 

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006