max p 

Frequently used code for a pedophile one that is paticuly interested in little girls between 12-13

"whooooo that a nice peice of kiddie meat" if you said this you would be called MAX.

max p by Mr Man. December 9, 2004

Max P 

An Asian who plays basketball but would rather have balls in his basket and one who eats dog for his main course eat meal

Max Pavlik ate a golden retriever

Max is gay

Max P did it donkeystyle

Max P by Big bigboi November 22, 2019

Max P 

A ginger fucker obsessed with painting on his abs and taking advantage of any woman within a 100 mile radius. A guy who should be thrown in prison and made the house slut.

Don't be such a Max P, no means no

Max P by np_3095 September 11, 2022

Max Payne Thousand 

Bad asf a 10/10

Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭

Max Payne Thousand by therealthuggaGMoney October 30, 2021

The Max Power Way 

The Max Power way is just the wrong way....but faster!

"Homer Simpson: There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."

The Max Power Way by IX June 11, 2006

max payne 

"A fugitive undercover cop framed for murder, and now hunted by the cops and the mob. Max is a man with his back against the wall, fighting a battle he cannot hope to win. Prepare for a new breed of deep action game. Prepare for pain..."

It started three years ago; Max came home after a long day at work. No one answered when he came in the door of his home. Upstairs he found his wife and daughter murdered at the hands of junkies high on a new designer drug called Valkyr. He swore revenge against the drug that drove people to this. He joined the DEA as an undercover cop, infiltrating the Mafia and the underground world of New York. But he was framed, accused of killing his long time friend and partner, Alex. Wanted by the cops and with no other options available, Payne goes on a blood-soaked thrill-ride through New York, working his way from lesser thugs to the bigger crime bosses to get to the top, and expose the true identity of those responsible for the induced hell that is Valkyr.

Max Payne is a fugitive undercover cop with nothing to lose.

max payne by Arashdeep May 2, 2005

Max Payne 

1. noun. Uber-cop who can kill people in super-duper-slow-motion.

2. verb. The act of performing a task of heroic proportoins against apparently insurmountable odds.

Whew! I totally Max Payne-d that girl's home phone number!

Max Payne by M.C. Shithead April 28, 2005