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mattress sniffer

A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks
Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere
by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016
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