exhaust fucker

Exhaust fucker, someone who will finger or fuck literally anything with a hole

Do you see Martin? He's up carols chuffer even though she's an absolute dump truck, what an exhaust fucker

by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016

Appleboob

Appleboob, someone who is normal a wholesome character but for one reason or another is being a tit

Sharon is being a right appleboob today

by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016

mattress sniffer

A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks

Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere

by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016