A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks
Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere
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Exhaust fucker, someone who will finger or fuck literally anything with a hole
Do you see Martin? He's up carols chuffer even though she's an absolute dump truck, what an exhaust fucker
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