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matthewfvx 

A really odd, yet amusing mural I have. They are also rlly obsessed w Spencer Reid & it’s weird asf. I <3 their neopronouns tho
matthewfvx is a very peculiar person but they are pretty cool!! (ily molly)
matthewfvx by lesbianrhee March 29, 2021
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matthewsexual

someone who is in love with just matthew gray gubler. they have love for only matthew gray gubler and nobody else.
Hey! I’m matthewsexual.

Matthewsexual

He’s so handsome at the point where everyone looks like real life ogres. He’s all you can think about. He’s everything
I love Matthew so much. I’m Matthewsexual
Matthewsexual by vaxyrie December 27, 2022

matthewsexual

the love for only matthew. thinking of being with any other person seems disgusting and is unwanted. this sexuality only applies to dad. the relationship is very artsthetic and gets a 10/10 from sun❤️
person: what is your sexuality?
dad: i'm matthewsexual
matthewsexual by lesbean chicken October 11, 2020

Matthewvance 

A fucking absolute drug head, who takes MDMA also known as molly, his mother most likely sits on the stool when showering and hangs out with a crackhead called nick, he has autism !
Hey mum, have you noticed how I’m acting like a matthewvance lately ? X
Matthewvance by Lennon fay August 21, 2018

King Rylan of Matthewsville

he's a little girl. he using his ai assistant Williampa to cheat in AP world history.
oh woah its King Rylan of Matthewsville he must be a dumb dumb little boy
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