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Maskomania 

A condition which causes people to become obsessed with making everyone wear a mask to stop the spread of the Coronavirus. It is Related to Coronaphobia.
Thanks to Menard's maskomania, they do not allow anyone to shop there without a mask, even if they have a medical problem that makes it difficult or dangerous.

"Yea, my friend has maskomania, he thinks everyone should wear masks in public to stop the spread of the virus. He is the same one who bought so much toilet paper that it took up his whole bathroom this March."
Maskomania by Mythcrusher October 17, 2020
Related Words
masiko maiko Maikol mariko Masimo masion masika masilo Masio Masiso

Maskophelia 

A psychiatric disorder where one finds a person wearing a face mask particularly sexually attractive.
Wendy thinks our son has Maskophelia because he finds face-mask wearing women particularly attractive.
Maskophelia by Li XiaoLong October 1, 2020

Maskolicism 

A new religion started in the year 2020 contrived on the belief that any piece of cloth draped across your face will save you from the ravages of a disease that you have a 99.8% chance of surviving. As with all religions, Maskolicism rejects any scientific evidence or opinions that are contrary to the teachings and rely solely on faith in political rhetoric for justification of their positions. All members actively avoid cognitive dissonance by attacking any non-supporting science regardless of veracity and personally attacking all non-believers, painting them as heretics who care nothing of others well being. They also reject any potential cure or treatment that is supported, discovered or provided by any person they disagree with.
I can't believe bob hasn't joined us at the church of Maskolicism yet. He knows how important our teachings are in keeping the non-thinking majority in line. How else are we going to test the limits of the public's tolerance to abolishing the constitution and forcing a dictatorship on them. Ur, um, I mean how else will we survive this catastrophe.
Maskolicism by Maskolicism November 11, 2020
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This shows the common usage of the word.

Paul: manikongo?

John: nah not really
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maiko qashakashvili

Maiko Qashakashvili is known as the kindest person in the world. This person is absolutely adorable!

p.s Huge cat lover
Maiko Qashakashvili, she yleo shig hom ar gakvs?!
maiko qashakashvili by sheni bata December 17, 2020
A very large, black, stallion. Often participates in competitive ping pong tournaments. He is a one of a kind, bob marley admirer. He thinks he is a stud, and all the ladies love him. He is most known for his amazing skills at the Dougie.
Look at that fine stud, He is a Masio.
Masio by TheWOmanofALLtrades April 3, 2011