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If fond keep.
Hey its masiko
masiko by Hello.what.who August 4, 2019
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Maskomania 

A condition which causes people to become obsessed with making everyone wear a mask to stop the spread of the Coronavirus. It is Related to Coronaphobia.
Thanks to Menard's maskomania, they do not allow anyone to shop there without a mask, even if they have a medical problem that makes it difficult or dangerous.

"Yea, my friend has maskomania, he thinks everyone should wear masks in public to stop the spread of the virus. He is the same one who bought so much toilet paper that it took up his whole bathroom this March."
Maskomania by Mythcrusher October 17, 2020
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Maskophelia 

A psychiatric disorder where one finds a person wearing a face mask particularly sexually attractive.
Wendy thinks our son has Maskophelia because he finds face-mask wearing women particularly attractive.
Maskophelia by Li XiaoLong October 1, 2020

Maskolicism 

A new religion started in the year 2020 contrived on the belief that any piece of cloth draped across your face will save you from the ravages of a disease that you have a 99.8% chance of surviving. As with all religions, Maskolicism rejects any scientific evidence or opinions that are contrary to the teachings and rely solely on faith in political rhetoric for justification of their positions. All members actively avoid cognitive dissonance by attacking any non-supporting science regardless of veracity and personally attacking all non-believers, painting them as heretics who care nothing of others well being. They also reject any potential cure or treatment that is supported, discovered or provided by any person they disagree with.
I can't believe bob hasn't joined us at the church of Maskolicism yet. He knows how important our teachings are in keeping the non-thinking majority in line. How else are we going to test the limits of the public's tolerance to abolishing the constitution and forcing a dictatorship on them. Ur, um, I mean how else will we survive this catastrophe.
Maskolicism by Maskolicism November 11, 2020
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Paul: manikongo?

John: nah not really
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maiko qashakashvili

Maiko Qashakashvili is known as the kindest person in the world. This person is absolutely adorable!

p.s Huge cat lover
Maiko Qashakashvili, she yleo shig hom ar gakvs?!
maiko qashakashvili by sheni bata December 17, 2020
A very large, black, stallion. Often participates in competitive ping pong tournaments. He is a one of a kind, bob marley admirer. He thinks he is a stud, and all the ladies love him. He is most known for his amazing skills at the Dougie.
Look at that fine stud, He is a Masio.
Masio by TheWOmanofALLtrades April 3, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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