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Very tall, blonde, likes neon green hoodies, doesn’t answer that often, looks like a mushroom, and can be very meeannn >:(
Mathiss is sooo shorttt
mathiss by Bree >:)) March 1, 2022
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Evan Mathis 

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012
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mathis miles 

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose
mathis miles by Vaporing July 9, 2018

mathias furenes 

One of the most gay people in excistence, smol pp energy and has not performed sexual acts, with WOMEN! Mathias Furenes is the type of guy to lick your ass until it gets sore, and then wait for it to regenerate so he can shoot the guy in the head and eat them like a canibal from the ass to the neck.
- Wow Mathias Furenes is moving to Vigrestad!
- Finally, I am so tired of him.

MathisFun.com 

A website that talks about math.
I went to MathisFun.com
Somebody: *Criticize Mathias*
Mathias: *Hacks into his mom's pussy*
Mathias by Naudar May 12, 2021
An awesome and down to earth guy who everyone loves. He makes you feel like you are the only one there and makes you feel very very special. He cares and doesn't let other people be mean to his girlfriend. He respects you and always says how much he loves you and cares about you. Not always in the same language but still. You won't be able to resist the loving and hottness of someone like him.
(love) (cutie) (sweet) (loveable) (irresistable) (Mathias)
Mathias by Love you <3 May 6, 2010
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