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Math Goggles 

One "wearing nerd goggles" becomes unable to resist a skilled mathematician. The average nerd suddenly becomes irresistibly sexy to someone "wearing nerd goggles," especially when he or she "talks math."

Nerd goggles get math nerds laid.
Boyfriend: "why did you cheat on my with that math nerd?!? "
Girlfriend: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry baby, i was wearing my math goggles! I dont know what came over me! he was talking math to me!"

Math Nerd : "Dude, i got laid last night."
Dude : "HOW?!?!"
Math Nerd : "That hottie in my calculus class has nerd goggles"
Dude: ((highfives the math nerd))
Math Goggles by ihaveamathfetish October 14, 2009
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math goggles 

1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.
Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!
math goggles by The Governor June 3, 2004

Math Goggles 

A set of WWII Swiss surplus glass tanker goggles that were recently discovered to increase comprehension of any type of math if worn during class.
I really couldn't comprehend logarhythms, so I borrowed Andrew's math goggles.

methgoggles 

Sorta like beer goggles but way more potent. Can last for a couple days , to a week and even sometimes a whole relationship.
Homie : Damn dawg you were fuckin with that nothin ass bitch for a long time.
You : Shit I had my methgoggles on dawg.
methgoggles by ThaHound April 5, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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