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Matty Mo 

Nickname for a guy with first name Matt and last name beginning with M-o- (such as Morris, Morrow, etc.), if you have the opportunity to meet a Matty Mo, consider yourself a lucky individual, as these people are often totally badass.
Matty Mo, you are sooo awesome.
-I know, it's what I do.
Matty Mo by Johnny Chimpo45 February 27, 2009

Matey Moo 

Multiple Meanings. Originated among fat Dutch Girls who live in england.
1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.
1) (While in a pub or club)
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"

2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"
Matey Moo by Michael1311 October 16, 2006

Matey Moo 

"Sarah is a right matey moo"
Matey Moo by Spoogs April 16, 2009

mater mortis 

Mother of Death - In the film Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013), during a seance scene, the question "What does she want?" is asked. Fifteen dice (with letters on each side) are then rolled out on to a table. The dice spring to life and spell out "mater mortis" - Latin for "mother of death."
mater mortis mother death insidious ghost evil seance
mater mortis by DanielSam September 15, 2013

Mateo Monster 

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell
Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster
Mateo Monster by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

Matty Moment 

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.
Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!