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mathdurbating 

1 pleasuring ones self during math class

2 how a person with a lisp would say masturbating
did you see that girl mathdurbating 4th period?
mathdurbating by Fiendish August 31, 2005

materbating 

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type
He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.
materbating by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016

mathurbating 

Mathurbating- the act of creating math problems for ones self to solve for sexual pleasure
Dick: dude ted's mom walked in on him mathurbating
mathurbating by Solid5nake98 November 12, 2013

Maturbating 

To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe
I wish to partake in the act of Maturbating, where did I leave my monocle and cob pipe?
Maturbating by Veretus September 5, 2010

Materbating 

Having fun
I like Materbating with my friends.

MaterBating 

When you fall off your Lightning Mcqueen bed during sex.
Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating
MaterBating by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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