matesurbating

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating

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mathdurbating

1 pleasuring ones self during math class

2 how a person with a lisp would say masturbating

did you see that girl mathdurbating 4th period?

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the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type

He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.

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Mathurbating- the act of creating math problems for ones self to solve for sexual pleasure

Dick: dude ted's mom walked in on him mathurbating

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To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe

I wish to partake in the act of Maturbating, where did I leave my monocle and cob pipe?

Maturbating by Veretus September 5, 2010

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Having fun

I like Materbating with my friends.

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When you fall off your Lightning Mcqueen bed during sex.

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating

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