i matebait him all the time.
by dipshitter January 3, 2026
Get the matebait mug.An attractive underage male. Similar to the female version, only not female. For similarities, see "Jailbait" or any of its other forms, but replace female with male, girl with boy/guy, chick with dude, her with him/he, etc.
Cougar-ette (Female in 20s) #1: Oh, wow! That guy is so hot. I want him.
Cougar-ette #2: Oh no way girl! He looks like he's 15 - that's totes malebait!
Cougar-ette #2: Oh no way girl! He looks like he's 15 - that's totes malebait!
by Black Smoke Monster May 22, 2009
Get the Malebait mug.Mateibait (noun): A special kind of ragebait that only Matei can pull off — not out of skill, but sheer, unfiltered stupidity. It’s when he says or does something so mind-numbingly dumb that people get mad, but he’s completely oblivious that he caused it.
by Matei0000000 October 25, 2025
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