matebait

calling someone a mate so much that they rage over the word.

i matebait him all the time.

matebait by dipshitter January 3, 2026

Malebait 

An attractive underage male. Similar to the female version, only not female. For similarities, see "Jailbait" or any of its other forms, but replace female with male, girl with boy/guy, chick with dude, her with him/he, etc.

Cougar-ette (Female in 20s) #1: Oh, wow! That guy is so hot. I want him.

Cougar-ette #2: Oh no way girl! He looks like he's 15 - that's totes malebait!

Malebait by Black Smoke Monster May 22, 2009

Mateibait

Mateibait (noun): A special kind of ragebait that only Matei can pull off — not out of skill, but sheer, unfiltered stupidity. It’s when he says or does something so mind-numbingly dumb that people get mad, but he’s completely oblivious that he caused it.

Every time Matei opens his mouth, it’s 50% nonsense, 50% Mateibait.

Mateibait by Matei0000000 October 25, 2025