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how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?

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this phrase means how can someone stand out from everyone else but still able to blend in the environment
He makes rock music

She makes landscape paintings

but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate

"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"

Your curtains don't match your carpet 

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Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour
ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

Color Match Your Butthole 

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When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.
Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT
Color Match Your Butthole by Bootifuk February 17, 2015

do your curtains match your drapes

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it means does the hair on your head match your pubes
*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! 

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A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day 

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Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history

Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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