match you 

when you buy the weed and bring it to a party and someone mathes you with weed when your there ;) almost like money ill math your money!

"Yeah do it, and come over and blaze
my best friend will match you"

match you by A_yooooo* October 31, 2007

how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?

this phrase means how can someone stand out from everyone else but still able to blend in the environment

He makes rock music

She makes landscape paintings

but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate

"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"

how do you mis the match? but, match the mis? by iljrmy June 20, 2023

Your curtains don't match your carpet 

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

Your curtains don't match your carpet by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

Color Match Your Butthole 

When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.

Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT

Color Match Your Butthole by Bootifuk February 17, 2015

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

do your curtains match your drapes by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! 

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day 

Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history

Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day by anonymous January 12, 2023