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matani
Matanzas High School
A school where you "Make it a great day or not. The choice is yours."A school where your football team is practically made up of a bunch of football player wannabes who would rather act immature during practices, and practically lose nearly every game. A relatively all-around intelligent school with more than 55% mediocre teachers.A school where you have to watch out for track coaches,as they tend to get chubbies from 5 foot tall freshman girls.A school where you hear more "dude, lets go surfing' then you hear "lets actually read a book & not complain about it."A school where looks matter.Where a hypocrite black student will freely speak their mind and say "You uuugly" when clearly they shouldn't be talking.A school where if there is a fight.Everybody acts like Ronaldo just took his shirt off,so they have some immediate reaction to record it.A school where the cop on campus is more of a joke then the vending machine options.A school where you go to watch a 'bullying awareness' short film,and everybody laughs at it because the majority are self-centered rich kids who would rather prevent themselves from having an outdated iPhone, then prevent bullying.A school where students are utterly disrespectful to elderly substitute teachers.A school where you couldn't count on the students to actually elect a smart student in each grade to represent them as student body.Instead it's about popularity.
Matanzas High School by tjsochie74 May 14, 2015
Pod Marani
Sima: Ajj kon chele k chud marli?
Riya: Ai changra chodani sob somoy gud marte bhal lage na ajj Keshab er ponga marsi...
Sima:Tui to shai Pod Marani!
Riya: Pod nachanor somoy jokhon or dhon amar pod er phutoo te atke gachilo janis na mal ta uhhh ahhh korchilo ar or gut chushte amar shyattle lagchilo,shai aram.
Riya: Ai changra chodani sob somoy gud marte bhal lage na ajj Keshab er ponga marsi...
Sima:Tui to shai Pod Marani!
Riya: Pod nachanor somoy jokhon or dhon amar pod er phutoo te atke gachilo janis na mal ta uhhh ahhh korchilo ar or gut chushte amar shyattle lagchilo,shai aram.
Pod Marani by xXxPOISON X April 15, 2020
maanik
Maani
Legit the nicest asshole you’ll ever find. Not a smooth talker but has a heart of gold. But like the fake trashy kind. Still counts. Best boyfriend material once you get past the awkward layers, (there are a lot), still the nicest person. Find yourself a maani and you’re set for life
Maani by thisainttheteasis April 7, 2019
Gand Marani
Shila:Kal raat to Teri suhaag raat thi...kya kiya kya pati K saat bistar may?
Reema:mai gand Marne ki koshis kaar rahi thi paar mujhe nangaa dekh kar mere pati Wahi par behoosh ho gaya...
Shila:Are Gand Marani...itna bewakuup pati mili...aisaa hi challa to khudka gand tere ko khud hi chos na parega!
Reema:mai gand Marne ki koshis kaar rahi thi paar mujhe nangaa dekh kar mere pati Wahi par behoosh ho gaya...
Shila:Are Gand Marani...itna bewakuup pati mili...aisaa hi challa to khudka gand tere ko khud hi chos na parega!
Gand Marani by xXxPOISON X April 17, 2020
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