Mastigulate

An involuntary execution of every bodily function all at once. such as sneezing, vomiting, bleeding, crying, farting, orgasm , sweating, defecating, salivating, urinating, hiccuping, having a seizure, etc. Generally associated with extreme stress.

That band is so awesome they'll make you mastigulate!

He tried to be smooth while talking to the super hot girl but instead he mastigulated.

by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 2, 2011

Mastigulation

The act of executing every bodily function all at once. Crying, puking, sneezing, bleeding, sweating, defacating, urinating etc. (use your imagination) normally brought on by extreme stress.

she was so hot she made me mastigulate.

As he entered the witness stand he began to mastigulate.

Mastigulation is common at Guantanamo Bay.

by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 7, 2011

Maticulate

When your high and dont want to spell out meticulate.

The maticulate monkey is very maticulate

by NInjaQuarrior May 11, 2020

masticulate

when a megaladon bites a human testicle

the megaladon decided it was a good idea to masticulate the lonesome diver.

by jimbolinni May 13, 2005

mastigate

to whip; to flog.

The housemaid committed a minor mistake but she was brutally mastigated by her boss.

by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011

masticulating

Juicing the herring, slinging the sausage, porking the swine

Moose likes to juice his herring in front of Joe. Joe, 31, was like "WTF MAN!? STOP YOUR MASTICULATING!"

by DylanakabirdmanPrrrrrrr September 27, 2006

Mastulate

1) The act chopping wood in Minecraft.

2) The act of trying to master a voice as a narrator but it takes a long time.

3) To masturbate with the other hand and finding it's better.

4) The act of getting cum everywhere.

(1) "I have so many wooden blocks because I mastulated yesterday."

(2) "Jesus! It too long to mastulate for the Jokers voice."

(3) "I mastulated yesterday. It was awesome."

(4) "My mom walked in on me mastulating, and it got on her shoe. LOL!"

by Da Dude in that corner behindu May 17, 2014