Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.
Ex:
Joseph was supposed to pick up the
kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome
dove, and now child protective services is here.
Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.
I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome
dove that shit.