Slang term for prison, dating back to the early twentieth century. Can be found in John O'hara's "Appointment in Samarra".
by Julian English January 28, 2005
Sexual act where two men face each other with penises erect. One man masterbates his own penis as well as another stacked on top of his.
Adam was fine with masterbating by himself. However, it was a real treat to have Max join, so Adam gave Max a Lonesome Richard.
by Apprehensive William January 15, 2010
by IMCONFUSEDHELPMEPLS April 10, 2016
Fort Lonesome is a small ghost town in Hillsborough County. It's a rural, desolate place with a big agricultural base. The people there are proud to work for their own and don't bother others. There are churches there that are small and low key. Great place for old and young country folk.
Dude: I need some quality time in the country.
Dudett: Let's go to Fort Lonesome. It's nice and natural there.
Dude: Sounds great.
Dudett: Let's go to Fort Lonesome. It's nice and natural there.
Dude: Sounds great.
by The Absent Minded Writer April 8, 2011
Jim: "Kyle WYD"
Kyle:"Just killing tunnelers"
Jim:"Wut"
Kyle:"Just got the badass DLC for New Vegas lonesome road its pretty dope"
Jim:"Oooooooh ok , soooooooo WYD"
Kyle:"Just killing tunnelers"
Jim:"Wut"
Kyle:"Just got the badass DLC for New Vegas lonesome road its pretty dope"
Jim:"Oooooooh ok , soooooooo WYD"
by BadtotheRiot43 February 10, 2017
The final stage of the touching cloth process, when the lonely tortoise 'George', sticks his head out of his shell to say hello.
Tom: Luke you alright mate? you dont look so good.
Luke: nah Lonesome George is saying hello and it fucking hurts...Shit i think im blacking out
Luke: nah Lonesome George is saying hello and it fucking hurts...Shit i think im blacking out
by wombles February 27, 2009
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.
Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.
Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.
I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.
Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.
Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.
I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016
