Mastigulate 

An involuntary execution of every bodily function all at once. such as sneezing, vomiting, bleeding, crying, farting, orgasm , sweating, defecating, salivating, urinating, hiccuping, having a seizure, etc. Generally associated with extreme stress.

That band is so awesome they'll make you mastigulate!

He tried to be smooth while talking to the super hot girl but instead he mastigulated.

Mastigulate by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 2, 2011

Mastigulation 

The act of executing every bodily function all at once. Crying, puking, sneezing, bleeding, sweating, defacating, urinating etc. (use your imagination) normally brought on by extreme stress.

she was so hot she made me mastigulate.

As he entered the witness stand he began to mastigulate.

Mastigulation is common at Guantanamo Bay.

Mastigulation by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 7, 2011

Maticulate 

When your high and dont want to spell out meticulate.

The maticulate monkey is very maticulate

Maticulate by NInjaQuarrior May 11, 2020

masticulate 

when a megaladon bites a human testicle

the megaladon decided it was a good idea to masticulate the lonesome diver.

masticulate by jimbolinni May 13, 2005

mastigate 

to whip; to flog.

The housemaid committed a minor mistake but she was brutally mastigated by her boss.

mastigate by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011

masticulating 

Juicing the herring, slinging the sausage, porking the swine

Moose likes to juice his herring in front of Joe. Joe, 31, was like "WTF MAN!? STOP YOUR MASTICULATING!"

masticulating by DylanakabirdmanPrrrrrrr September 27, 2006

Mastulate 

1) The act chopping wood in Minecraft.

2) The act of trying to master a voice as a narrator but it takes a long time.

3) To masturbate with the other hand and finding it's better.

4) The act of getting cum everywhere.

(1) "I have so many wooden blocks because I mastulated yesterday."

(2) "Jesus! It too long to mastulate for the Jokers voice."

(3) "I mastulated yesterday. It was awesome."

(4) "My mom walked in on me mastulating, and it got on her shoe. LOL!"

Mastulate by Da Dude in that corner behindu May 17, 2014