The act of executing every bodily function all at once. Crying, puking, sneezing, bleeding, sweating, defacating, urinating etc. (use your imagination) normally brought on by extreme stress.
she was so hot she made me mastigulate.
As he entered the witness stand he began to mastigulate.
Mastigulation is common at Guantanamo Bay.
As he entered the witness stand he began to mastigulate.
Mastigulation is common at Guantanamo Bay.
by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 7, 2011
Get the Mastigulation mug.The act of deceiving females into thinking you are a good person so they will blow you behind cineplex. Made famous by Canadian Matthew Xavier Lafrance, who is famous for having sex with over 50 girls in 10 day at the Ottawa Bluesfest music festival in 2017.
Utilization of the past tense (Mattipulation)
He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
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