mastic dykes

There are a few types of girls in the william floyd district but the “Mastic dykes” are half boys half girls from mastic/mastic beach or anyone who was raise in the district that are either talking behind other people’s back, or minding their own business and focus on themselves, mastic dykes pretty much got man hormones, some mastic dykes either got a low-fro haircut, 2-4 braids going back, or barely got no hair at all so they try to use weave extensions untill it gets pulled.

Some mastic dykes are sometimes tall and some are short, they got a brolic ass voice, no ass what so ever, and no titties, some can be called mastic dyke bitches if they are both mastic bitches and dykes.
Some are usually chyll asf, but 9 times outta 10, they’re not from floyd, they probably from somewhere else like Bellport high school

*Signs of some mastic dykes*

1) Appearance

Chris: “Yo that girl ass look flat as shit bro i’m not gonna hold you”

Brandon: “ Of course man, thats a mastic dyke, no titties having ass hoe, that dyke got braids, and that one got a lowfro”

Chris: **Smokes a blunt and sits down**

2) Shit talkin dykes

Mike: “Yo that dyke is talkin shit about you.”

Chase: “Of course she is nigga, she’s a mastic bitch dyke, her manly ass.”

3) Chyll dykes

Chris: “Oh great, another dyke in this school, wtf is wrong with this school”

Darius: “Nah chyll bro, she from bellport, she’s cool”

Chris: “ight bet”

mastic dykes by Kamouflage September 30, 2018

chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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