mastadom

Masta - Arabic for faggot whore.
Dom - they are dominated like bottom faggot whores.

Mastadom - faggot whore cunts that get fuckkkked endlesslyby the biggest bulls they've ever seen.

"remember those mastadom, they sure suck a lot of dick"
"Yeah! I don't think they will ever stop sucking dick, fucking masta.".
"Yeah! I bet their Husbands and Wives are pumping them out.".
Fucking dick suckers.

by Perfect21789140291 February 3, 2024

anal mastadon

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit

hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"

by z man March 10, 2005

Mastadonic

Something excessively large. To the point that only an abnormal word can affectively describe it.

That guys cock was mastadonic on proportion to his body!

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

mastadon

an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.

(2 guys is a locker room)

Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?

Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.

Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!

by leftlanecruzer May 14, 2011

mastadon

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.

Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!

by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008

the mastadon

dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)

jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night

by team mastadon January 8, 2005

Mastador

Mixed breed dog name given to the mating of any variety of breeds of Mastiff and any variety of breeds of Labrador. The name you get when you take the first 4 letters of Mastiff, and the last 4 letters of Labrador. "Jake da Mastador" on Facebook, created the website mastador.com

My Mastador Jake drools like a Mastiff and plays like a Labrador.

by Jake da Mastador February 25, 2010